WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'

Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!

by Jambomambo January 4, 2011

Wankstain

Someone who is neglected and is a mistake.

Luca you are a wankstain.

by MGJoeyg17 February 6, 2022

wankbank

n. Term given to a part of the male brain specifically set aside for the storage of images of women seen in everyday life for masturbatory use at a more opportune time.

"Look at her, I'll be keeping that one in the wankbank for later."

by Staggerboy January 30, 2007

wankstain

A politician. The only politicians worth any respect are a few dead ones

Tony Blair and George Bush, what a couple of WANKSTAINS!! Must wash them off my sheets, better still BURN THE FUCKING SHEETS!!!..........."whats that you say nurse, medication time?"

by lord nobcheese August 12, 2006

wankstain

a stain which is on ones clothes which has been accomplished from shaking hands with the one eyed mlikman

an example of the work wankstain in a sentence is" hey you have a big wankstain on your trousers" or more violently "fuck off you wankstain"

by elliot hackney April 10, 2006

wankorminszilporkothon

this is where everyone in a certain county or town wouldeat minszil pork (which is a type of a steak made out of wild boar penis) until one or more people grow an exta or primary penis.

in the late 1800's there was a wankorminzilporkothon in Youphbrigde Maine- where 7 women grew a single penis and one man grew an extra one.

by Kyle- yea March 15, 2004

wallbrained

to be fucked by a huge cock of 9 or more inches, probably from the increased likelihood of your head hitting the wall

Sarah got wallbrained by Chat after the party last night.

by j0e2 December 24, 2007