Wingmom

Noun: A mother in which will help her son get laid, usually at a bar or a large gathering. This method of bringing along a wingmom is much more rewarding because it comes off to women as a man being sensitive and a family-man rather than a future one-night stand;
exactly like a wingman, but it's your mom.

"I haven't gotten laid in forever. Luckily, I'm going out for some beers with my wingmom tonight."

by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009

wangjockey

The act of bouncing a ping pong ball off one cup and into another during beirut.

O man, Brian got a wangjockey!

by GMBlank February 26, 2008

Wango Tango

A fairly crude way of describing " sexual intercourse" popularized in song by rock musician Ted Nugent in the early 1980's

"I took Beth to the prom and afterwards we did the Wango Tango"

by Donna K. March 27, 2003

wango3d

Internet slang;
it is a step up from owned, simply meaning fucked.
The original spelling is wangoed but the 'e' has subsequently been replaced with a '3' for extra leet points during IMs.

Andro tried hacking the DoD mainframe but now he's wango3d cause the feds are after him.

by Snoogins April 4, 2005

a Jolly Wangcore

A braindead, bad puzzle resolver youtuber that has a bad sense of direction and has a questionnable mental state.

First example: where you lost yesterday ?
Yeah I pulled out a Jolly Wangcore in the woods.

Second example: (when a actor dies in a horror movie)
What a Jolly Wangcore.

by afrenchmanthatkantwriteenglish June 10, 2019

Wicked wango card

A card that determines if you go higher or lower. From Friends.

A Wicked Wango Card determines if you go higher or lower.

by Thaddian June 24, 2014

Wangcoat

A condom.

I was about to nail this hot chick but I didn't have a wangcoat!

by jcmcde February 16, 2010