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Wankershief

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A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.
For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'
by Faptato July 26, 2014
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Wankers Waffle

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Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.
"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"
by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014
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Brown's Big Wanger

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Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.
Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.
by dablord107 April 21, 2019
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wankers wings

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The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank
Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute
by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
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The Wanders

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Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
by Luke Warm October 21, 2008
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wingers perk

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same as a reacharound
"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"
by tockley July 13, 2009
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wankership

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Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
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