The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

The Wampler Theory by Miria May 12, 2014

wampler 

the austrian word for very dumb people!

mah du scheiß Wampler

wampler by coffeejunky August 23, 2006

James Wampler 

James Wampler is a hella gay furry who loves rape and hates straight people.

"hey, did you see James wampler in his fursuit?"

Yeah, I shot him.

James Wampler by James Wampler March 22, 2022

wampler 

wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.

Man Juan just totally pulled a wampler.

wampler by William Blew the third July 14, 2006

wampler 

To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.

Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.

wampler by Anus Examiner November 16, 2010

Wamper Shezzed 

When An Italian Is Run Over By A Bus With 48 Passengers Inside, One Of Which Is A Sailor.

"I Had Just Bought Some New Trainers, When My Mate Got Wamper Shezzed."

Wamper Shezzed by toM_Lemonn. August 4, 2007

wampner 

A extremely ugly person who makes a huge mess and is very lazy.

Jenny your son is becoming a wampner.

wampner by Define Names February 5, 2017