Wilsoned

Refers to someone who shits their pants

I almost Wilsoned myself after eating Taco Bell.

by theinformer September 21, 2005

Watsoned

V. To have been unexpectedly extremely drunk.
Derivation. From two friends who, though unrelated, shared the same house, surname and a propensity for beer and other intoxicating substances. Friends and associates who tried to keep up with their consumption would inevitably suffer the following day.

Can only be properly used in the past tense.

Boss. Radegast, you look rough this morning!

Hungover. Yeah, I got Watsoned last night!

Boss. Ah! Nuff Said.

by Peter Radegast June 12, 2003

Wilsoned

To be passed over or forgotten, particularly in the sequence of the ordering and then receiving of food.

"I ordered my tacos before you ordered, but you already got your chicken sandwich. I hate getting Wilsoned like that."

by PeterB July 31, 2006

wilsoned

When letting your emotions get the best of you and instead of using your inner voice you blurt out what you were thinking at the worst of times and location.

Steve can’t believe he wilsoned out “nice ass” as he waited in line at the grocery store checkout.

by kidgoat September 11, 2009

Wilsoned

When a guy cheats on you with your own "friend" and the situation gets ugly, usually ending in a cat fight and his car getting tamponed.

I've been Wilsoned again. I cant believe you Wilsoned me. Maybe she has self esteem issues because she's been Wilsoned before.

by CrazyClub October 14, 2011

Wallone

A wallet + phone case. You can fit your money and credit card in it. It's for lazy asses who don't want to bring a wallet around so if they lose their phone they lose everything.

Mark lost his wallone and so he has no phone, no money and no credit card. Idiot.

by jaztam May 13, 2013

Watsoned

To be terrible at something.
To lose extremely bad at something.

The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.

Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!

by I_Wanna_Yeah_Know_What_Tammy November 16, 2014