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I HAD TO CATCH A RATKID
/me looks for WALRUS
by ELEETKRODE April 02, 2003
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The Walrus was Paul
by Hompsar March 11, 2004
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This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.
Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".
by andy December 03, 2004
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To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.
I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.
by DMJohnson January 01, 2015
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the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks
hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video
by The wild docker (GARRETT) December 13, 2010
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You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.

P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.
Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.
by waffle sauce January 13, 2013
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hmm either Paul McCartney or John Lennon... in the song Glass Onion it says "heres another clue for you all,the walrus was paul" but in an interview with John Lennon he said "i used to be the walrus but now blah blah"(i forgot the rest of the quote)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004
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