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Usually says here in the Philippines, by those who just got dump by their exs, those who don't believe in love, and to those who hate couples walking around in public places or showing their affection to each other as extremely sweet lovers.
(boyfriend and girlfriend sitting on the public bench)
boyfriend: I love you baby!
girlfriend: I love you too baby!
(a stranger appeared out of nowhere)
stranger: WALANG FOREVER PUTANG INA NYO!
by YAMNAMS May 24, 2016
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Wahala

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Wahala is an African word commonly used in Nigeria to express a state of worry, distress, problem or trouble. It is also called pidgin English. Example- "Why you dey give me wahala?" which means, “Why are you stressing me?” or “Why are you Troubling me?”. Another Example would be, " What is your Wahala" which means, “what is your problem?”. The word Wahala can also be used in another context like " No Wahala". This means, “NO problem”. If somebody asks you How are you? you can say “I dey okay, I no get any Wahala", which means, "I am fine, I do not have any problem".
No dey give me wahala- do not trouble

your wahala is too much -your problem is too much
by Farky Farks April 22, 2019
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Wapan

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An idealised version of Japan that the Wapanese believe in. The 'holy land' equivalent for the Wapanese.

In Wapan the Wapanese believe that Japanese people will welcome them like a brother and admire their Japanese language skills and their love of Anime and Manga and fondness for Pocky and they will live in happiness for the rest of thier lives.
Wapanese - I can't wait to get to Wapan where I can marry a Japanese girl, eat heaps of Pucca and Pocky and watch Anime and read Manga with like-minded Japanese for the rest of my life.

Normal person - Wake the fuck up, fool! You're Wapanese and will never be accepted into Japanese Society!
by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008
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wakandan

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A wakandan tried to break into my house last night.
by dublin911 May 7, 2018
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WAHAY

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The comical cheer said by many of the characters in the Banjo Kazooie video games series by Rareware LTD. Two of the most notably characters to say this is Boggy the polar bear while racing on his sled, and Captain Blubber the Hippo on several different occasions.
WAHAY! You've found my secret 'moving picture' game! ~ Bottles the mole.
by BKplayer June 9, 2010
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wapanese

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Contrary to popular belief, watching anime or reading manga does not make a wapanese. A wapanese s a person who takes it to that level where people look at them and feel a rising urge to punch them.

What they are: Mostly caucasians, that believe by watching untranslated japanese cartoons (anime), eating nothing but asian junk food they can buy online (Pocky, assorted ramen and mountains of sweets) and in short, grabbing anything with the slightest trace of Japan, and in turn shunning all western items, believing them to be inferior. A wapanese is a wannabe Japanese person. Often they know little to nothing about Japan (only what they've read), but hold a belief that it is the best country in the world, and harbour deep ambitions about living there, despite being unemployed and living with their parents.

What they think: That if indeed they did imigrate to Japan, they would be adored and revered and have women fawning over them. Unlikely, as they are generally vastly annoying (And annoyingly vast). Aso they believe that merely by watching Naruto, they can become Ninja.

Habitat: You will generally meet a lot of cool people at anime conventions, who's lives are not ruled by the going on of Tokyo Mew mew etc. but you can always spot the wapanese being a loud, disagreeable asshole, telling british artists that their drawings are not "TRUE MANGA", because they are not japanese. Also noticeable by the dreadful cardboard cosplay, that is drooping and randomly patched with tinfoil.

What they could wear: Horrible tight T-shirts with japanese symbols that they don't understand (it could say 'KICK ME' for all they know.), or worse : Hello Kitty, who is in fact a british creation! Or the afore-mentioned cosplay.

In closing, anime and manga are fine, as long as you don't just love the japanese element. I like all comics, and animation. I don't care where it came from! Wapanese give anime fans a bad name, so shame on them!
Wapanese: Deep down in my heart, I just know I was meant to be born Japanese.
NormalDude: What gives you that idea.
Wapanese: They are just the greatest people ever. I have such a deep connection.
NormalDude: No you haven't.
Wapanese: I entirely do! Check out my Hello Kitty tattoo! Kawaii, huh?
NormalDude: Hello Kitty's english, man.
*Wapanese screams and heads for nearest lasering facility*
by PearGirl September 7, 2007
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Wahab

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Someone with a great personality that you will fall in love with
Wow, he's so cute...he might be a Wahab.
by Friidchicken December 29, 2014
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