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waffling 

To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.
Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!
waffling by Shai August 22, 2004
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Waffling 

1. Bob's hands are really big, so waffling with him was a little awkward.

2. Are Jack and Jill a couple? They are always waffling when they walk to class together.
Waffling by Yknow March 12, 2012

waffling 

Waffling or, to be waffly, is to lose yourself in talking rubbish. To speak about nothing but mention everything.
waffling by the bg August 20, 2004

Waffeling 

Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
Waffeling by Slaperrific December 20, 2016

waffling 

While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.
Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!
waffling by T.O.W.M. February 22, 2008

waffling 

putting anything and everything into a waffle maker and making it a waffle
"if i had a waffle maker i would be waffling everything"
waffling by mikkkkles August 7, 2017

Subliminal waffling 

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.
So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
Subliminal waffling by Grambo52 October 29, 2011