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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
by stefzg July 14, 2004
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voupe

to put one's ear against another's torso and listen to the sounds inside, such as heart beats or growling stomachs.
Stacy likes vouping Bill after sex.
by Shades of Grey June 9, 2005
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Parlez-Vous

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.
Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)
by Alexi November 11, 2003
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deja vous

Roughly French for "again you", deja vous is the experience of thinking that one has been oneself before, perhaps in a past life, or in this same one, but several days ago. Extremely self-aware people are often unable to avoid experiencing deja vous throughout every minute of their waking lives.

(Not to be confused with "deja vu", a common and easier-to-spell phrase in both English and French.)
When I got up this morning and washed my face, the reflection peering back at me in the mirror gave me a distrubing impression of deja vous. I cannot help but ask, will I still be me again tomorrow? And in the days and weeks after that?
by Lenoxus November 11, 2006
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vossen

Belgian dialect word (flemisch brabant) that means "fucking"
Verdomme pee, daarmee zou ik wel eens willen vossen.
Damn man, I'd like to fuck that one.
by MadBelgian May 6, 2008
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voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

The phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" actually appeared before the song, in the play "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, and a poem by E.E. Cummings. The phrase is puzzling as it uses formal language ("vous" is the formal way to say "you") while describing an intimate act (the phrase literally means "Do you want to come to bed with me?"). This leads many to believe that the phrase is tied with prostitution.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" is the formal way of saying "Would you like to come to bed with me this evening", as opposed to the informal "Veux-tu coucher avex moi".
by adamspa8 May 1, 2006
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Alex Vause

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed
by Sadietheoitnbobsessed January 11, 2023
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