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I need five volunteers 

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

volunteering

Something stupid people do to feel better about themselves due to chronic low self-esteem problems as well as religious idiocy.
Mary is an idiot for volunteering because she could be sleeping or getting paid, or doing both at the same time.
volunteering by Andy January 27, 2005

voluntourism

Voluntourism is the act of visiting a place as a volunteer to aid in the recovery of that place from a disaster in a hands-on manner.
The most recent example of voluntourism is post-Katrina New Orleans, where faith-based and non-profit organizations, such as Habitat For Humanity, have been working to help residents rebuild their houses.
voluntourism by Rev. Donald Bohn January 27, 2007

Volunteerious

Having a strong spirit of volunteering; always eager to help others without payment.
My friend is ever so volunteerious - he cleans the beach every weekend for free.

Tricity Volunteers 

A food bank and thrift store in Fremont, CA that gives off a creepy vibe despite being a positive place. Erin Wright is the Volunteer Coordinator there.
I look for bargains at Tricity Volunteers but I can't stay for long. It feels like a ghost is following me around.

Self-volunteering 

Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.
1 I'll <self-volunteer> cleaning our local water path.
2 I'm a <self-volunteer>.
3 Last year, I <self-volunteered> making a tutorial to help people know the way from city center to the train station.
4 I love helping people a lot I <self-volunteer> all my free time to help make their lives better.
5 I <self-volunteered> making a video in Russian to help tourism in Egypt.

Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.