While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.
I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.
by Rexhaven August 17, 2003
Get the gladiator helmet mug.An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.
In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:
"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
by brmull December 25, 2011
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a person, typically male, who makes a rather exuberant attempt, usually to the point of being an annoying jerk, to obtain the phone number of some hapless, but usually attractive, member of the opposite sex
Our waitress is finally giving Charlie her number; man, there's no way he'd have gotten it unless he was one helluva seven digit gladiator.
by MandMplusJJ September 3, 2007
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Get the Bladiator mug.Is a person who loves getting on the lash, playing sport, having sex, and just anything very manly. It's the same thing as being a "Lad" but its the name for a person who is the ultimate "Lad". Its a term discovered by uni students around Britain.
Peter Crouch when asked what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer, his answer "A virgin" Honest and Witty-
He is a Ladiator
He is a Ladiator
by marcus mandela May 6, 2010
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