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Vitamin P is code for Prolintane. Prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. This is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. The dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. It is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. It works best if cycled(some time on Vitamin P, some time off Vitamin P). It has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. The one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on Vitamin P. Prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. Prolintane is often referred to as Vitamin P and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. Doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. Vitamin P makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. Your mind would literally feel like it's been overclocked. Vitamin P has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine

and NZT-jr.
College student: Dude! I got so much work to do and all these classes and homework.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
Vitamin P by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2014

Vitamin cmen 

A healthy milky colored liquid all women should take 2 to 3 times a day, apply liberally to the face, breasts then ingest.
Causes smooth skin, eternal youth etc.. (keep spreading that i need my girlfriend to swallow more)
Dawn: Hey Carly have you had your vitamin cmen today?

Carly: Oh yes, all 3 times, i would have gone more but Fred was used up. Wuss.
Vitamin cmen by Radnar The Red August 31, 2012

Vitamin D 

The need for dick/penis/meat
Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D
Vitamin D by Kapitän November 22, 2020

vitamin tree

When you use marijuana when legitimately ill, sick, or even hungover.
I felt like I was dying then Kelhi came by & hooked me up with some vitamin tree, now I feel great, and hungry again! :D
vitamin tree by BILLS/BRICKbaby August 25, 2013

Vitamin I 

Ibuprofin, an anti-inflammatory. Used to such a great extent by many athletes that it can be considered to have a DRI of 400-800 mg much like a real vitamin.
Oh man, my shins are killing me, time to pop some vitamin I.
Vitamin I by Seth March 4, 2004

Vitamin M 

In the US military, medical personnel prescribed motrin (ibuprofen) frequently and in large doses for any number of injuries or ailments. In the late 1980's and early 1990's before the generic version became available it was so popular that it accounted for almost 50% of military pharmacy prescriptions. The drug was coined the name "Vitamin M" due to its high number of prescriptions for US soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines.
Hey Boats, what did doc give you for your hurt knee?
He gave me light duty for a week, told me to ice it for 20 minutes 3 times a day, and take Vitamin M for 2 weeks.
Vitamin M by epimethius05 February 24, 2010