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Vinegar Strokes

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Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.
Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.
by Bollockhead October 17, 2008
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Vinegar Stroke

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The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.
by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006
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The facial expression during sex that coincides with the last thrust before coming.
Imagine the contorted 'fuck face' being pulled by the male as hes about to come, and compare to the wincing one would experience when sucking a lemon, or tasting vinegar. Hence, the vinegar stroke.
Ah man, I was banging this chick, and I was up to the vinegar stroke when my phone rang. Ruined the moment.
by Jaberoni March 13, 2009
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The last strokes of a Chap's portion, as his penile alignment reaches it's point of zenith, for purposes of draining one's gonad of manly brine, often upon a partner's tender copulative action. This fluidic joy is known to force a look upon one's face not dissimilar to that gained by downloading two or more shots of Strong Malt Vinegar, possibly whilst popping open an auto-brolly with thine own colon.
I was all keyed up, about to splash out on this chick's gash. Suddenly, and without prior warning, the sight a falling Nun tore me disappointly from the full realisation of my delicious Vinegar Strokes. Paying by the half hour, of course I began my quest anew; rather than take it out on the Nun.
by Dr. Graviton Crevice May 12, 2021
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Vinegar-Stroke Checks

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In chess, a computer's meaningless checks just before mate are called 'Vinegar-Stroke
Checks'.
Checkmate is totally unavoidable - all black has left are the meaningless vinegar-stroke checks.
by Alan O'Brien July 15, 2005
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The arrival of pre-cum when having a sherman.
When answering the phone for example
"Bloody Hell that was bad timing I was just on the vinegar stroke !"
by Chris Craven November 30, 2003
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The movement and speed of the wrist whilst stimulating the penis, prior to firing your fat.

Similar to adding vinegar to your fresh, hot fish and chips.
Some extra moisture is needed. There isnt enough vinegar on my fish yet, if I give the bottle a vinegar stroke, there will be enough.
by thedaddy1971 September 15, 2010
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