Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.

The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

vertical seafood taco

Slang for the female genitalia.

I'm gonna show ChelseaDave my vertical seafood taco tonight if he plays his card right.

by ChelseaDave November 17, 2006

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertigay

A type of dizziness, which is caused by a build-up of semen in the ear, causing a bacterial infection.

Hey you guys, I can't come into work. After that all night man orgy, I'm suffering from vertigay big time.

by rogerflemish August 31, 2010