Ventriloqueef

When you put your hand in a puppet and the air that’s pushed out makes a noise

“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party”

by chxndler May 30, 2021

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Ventrilo

Program used for talking over interwebs, mostly for lulz and stuff.

Something that people in zxc use every day

Guill: U guys on fucking ventrilo?
Commando: shit shit banned
Commando: Yeee im on fucking ventrilo
Morph: Ill be back in like 1 hour, gonna go get me some del Taco.
iphone: YAY
Overdose: Who is up for some KF?
Spammando: fdgsajkfasdfasdfdas
Dudez: Bhull & Schitt Plumbing
9099er: Your gay, oh and we also have a meeting in 5 minutes
Darma: cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir mustache
Darma: OMFG
Tubbs: GOD MY DAY TURNED TO SHIT
*Tubbs has left the chat.*

by BOOOOBBBBB May 11, 2011

ventrilo

Ventrilo is a VoIP(voice over IP) program that enables voice chat. Commonly used for online games such as halo, world of warcraft, dark age of camelot, everquest, and many others. Somtimes referred to as vent.

Person 1: Are you guys in ventrilo?
Person 2: Yeah, we're in voice.fakeserver.com port 3943, do you have a mic
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Alright we're set

"Man, this is so much easier with ventrilo"

by NoahPryor August 8, 2006

fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

by The Supporter May 20, 2007

Ventilianvexus

A very cool, epic artist/animator who is super kind and big-hearted. They use all pronouns, those being, he/she/they. They have around 5k on YouTube, and make very cool battle cats content. Great person and friend.

Ventilianvexus is super cool and they post cool content

by Jambostix January 25, 2022

Ventrilojism

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.

Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.

by Didlme December 30, 2021