Veloso

100% Portuguese male, specializing in yardwork, specifically constructing stone walls. This species is known to wear Nascar t-shirts and Honda sweatshirts. Mating season occurs during mid June to the end of August. They are known to add copious amounts of Lysol throughout the home.

Dude, by the looks of that stone wall, you were going all out Veloso yesterday.

Oh my god, judging by the landscaping job on that shrubbery, I would suspect you are a Veloso.

Veloso by Yolanda-baranda August 24, 2008

velosus 

Viking god of speed and wind, son of Eolus. Brother of WhoreGrinder. The Dinho Veloso. Badd ass sector 9.

Mae, donde esta Velosus? He's not here yet. Is he coming? Oh you mean like cumming, fo sho, haute demencè.

velosus by eupen October 17, 2008

Velosketcher 

Velosketcher: a shady carachter, common to Ventura County, who rides around on a beater bicycle, and is generally up to no good.

My wife and I were walking our dogs in the park near a grocery store, and we were accosted by a velosketcher who attempted to sell us a couple of spark plugs and a case of muscle milk, ostensibly so that he could buy meth.

Velosketcher by Morgan A. Blackledge December 8, 2018

Velosfxx 

Velosfxx is a euphoria editor and his favorite character is maddy

Hey look it's velosfxx the euphoria editor!

Velosfxx by Velosfxx February 28, 2022

Veloser

A person who is really disrespectful, soft and anxious and expects you to care about their opinions on peoples looks.
If you ever meet this kind of person it is suggested that you hold a distance of 7 feet from them.
If the above is not possible, then you should not talk to the Veloser.
If the person comes in contact with you, then you should agree to everything they say. Just make sure to not build a friendship with them.

Veloser: I hate Max. He looks so awful.
You: Yeah same.
Veloser: Wanna be friends?
You: No thanks.

Veloser by Sussyman420 April 23, 2022

veloshk 

If your name is veloshk you should marry vancia immediately and should start a family together or the universe will fall apart

veloshk and vancia should be together no matter what

veloshk by 123408765 January 2, 2024

Velosia

Velosia (n.)
The emotional momentum that drives creation; the rhythm of becoming.

I’m learning to move in Velosia — where every step feels like music.

There’s a quiet Velosia in my chest, pushing me forward when I doubt myself.

Velosia is that moment when healing meets creation.

Velosia by Velosia October 14, 2025