velko

A Bulgarian short name for 'Velislav'. A very funny person who usually has an enormous ground breaking penis and is usually too shy.

''Who is that faggot?''
''He's Velko, he likes me but doesn't want to tell me it''

by VelkoTheMen January 26, 2019

velociraptor

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

by rossdwp March 10, 2009

Rotational Velocidensity

Rotational velocidensity affects all audio files encoded with lossy compression. These include mp3, aac, and ogg.

The most notable effect of rotational velocidensity is the loss of bitrate in files. A lossy audio file will lose an average of 12kbps a year. But, this can vary greatly depending on the type of storage media used.

Examples:

SATA HDD: ~12kbps
IDE HDD: ~15kbps
SCSI HDD: ~7kbps
DVD: ~16kbps
CD-R/RW: >21kbps

This can be overcome by compressing audio using lossless formats such as FLAC, APE, or TTA. These formats are designed to never lose quality over time, and will sound the same right now as they will in 10 years.

Josh found some old MP3s he used to listen to in high school. But was disappointed when they had degraded from 256kbps down to 64kbps due to Rotational Velocidensity.

by muza November 28, 2011

Velocigina

(Noun) A Velociraptor's vagina. Term was first coined by one of the extremely dodgy fan fictions written for the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan Fiction Writer's Association (yes it exists)!

Cautiously at first, lest he somehow alarm her or turn her off, Joffrey began to lightly rub the area around her velocigina with his chin...

by TheRealBobPeck February 8, 2010

velma stans

godly figures in certain belief systems. created being lesbians and created velma so that they could stan her.

“omg i Stan the velma stans” - jordan

by the velma stans June 23, 2021

valmorphanize

verb, 1. to change the nature of one thing into another. 2. to become different.
-see also valmorpharize.
-see also valmorification.

verb, past tense- they valmorphanized the Hummer and blew-up the pyramids.
adjective- the valmorphanized Team member was a Top Gun Actor!

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 28, 2005

sexual velociraptor

A girl that makes her move fast and quick, leaving you saying 'clever girl'.

Dude 1: Emma's already leaving the party with that dude? she only met him 5 minutes ago.

Dude 2: yeah man, shes a total sexual velociraptor.

Dude 1: Clever girl

by SexyDinosaur January 30, 2017