Veal Cutlet

Slang word for a Vagina.

"I'm gonna tenderize your veal cutlet till you scream!!!"

by MattKV July 2, 2008

veal pen

the veal pen is an individual's cube in the feed lot that is corporate america. the unsuspecting worker occupying the cube is kept in the dark and restrained to keep him or her tender until he or she is butchered

"jonesy is stuck in the veal pen until he closes the krupke deal, then he's dead meat"

by jrot May 20, 2008

Veal Drapes

The pink inner walls of a womens vagina

Man to friend..."Yeah, I got her all drunk and she let me part the veal drapes!!

by Anjillwithadevilsmind October 21, 2008

veal cutlet

while having sex on thebeach the man will pull his cock out dip it in the sand and place back in the anus

That veal cutlet chafed me

by Dani Rubin from demarest NJ 07627 December 29, 2002

veal_calf

Some may portray him as loving, caring,the sort to help old ladies across the road.

Some worry about his mental stability.

Yet they all ask the same question: "WHY IS IT SO RED?"

"'WTF is this shahit about a red bag?'

'Trust me, you don't wanna know.'"

by Fellow FW October 12, 2004

veal chops

A term to describe a female with a body mass index (BMI) of 20-30 whose labia major are smaller than those of a meat curtain, but resembling veal patties.

Hey doc, can you help me hold back these veal chops so we can do a pelvic?

by biffmcbride January 25, 2017

veal sandwich

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.

"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006