Vassertive

Assertive but perceived as aggressive because you have a vagina.

Man: "Ma'am, you're being very aggressive!"
Woman: No actually, I'm vassertive.
Man: What the hell is 'vassertive?'
Female: "It's assertive with a vagina."
Man runs away screaming because a woman used the word vagina.

by O_OK June 25, 2020

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Vassalboro

A small town in maine where the smartest, awesomest, and most rockin people come from. People may say it is full of hicks but we just put that on as a front to people we don't want moving here and ruining the natural beauty and open space! Also known as V-Town

Person 1:"I'm moving to a place where everyone knows each other and the forests are untouched and there is plenty of room to snowmobile"

Person 2:"You must be moving to Vassalboro"

by V-townGirl March 31, 2009

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Vassage

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!

by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016

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Vassay

Vassay is the most caring man you will ever meet. Kind-hearted and loving, Vassay picks up all the girls. Vassay is athletic, handsome, caring, and a responsible man. Vassay is also extremely intelligent.

Damn, I wish I had me a Vassay

by pussyeater415 December 12, 2017

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Vassap

Bruno's way of saying "hello"

Vassap! Ich bin here at the Dallas gun show

by Newton911 March 11, 2010

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sleeping with vassago

Accusation that someone is cheating, benefiting by performing sexual favors for the right people. The phrase originates from a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, a text-based MMO) by the name of Materia Magica (originally Moongate), primarily run by a guy going by "Vassago". The phrase accused a player of benefiting by sleeping with the game's main administrator.

You seem to be getting pretty lucky lately. Looks like someone has been sleeping with Vassago.

by Sam Dalton June 30, 2009

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