1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."
2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1
2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1
Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.
by Warren April 12, 2004
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Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit.
Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.
Charachters appearing in episodes of Vasco's soap operas may well include, but are not confined to, a brother-in-law squaddie who turns up unannounced at your door and stays for the next six months whilst making full use of the facilities and an overpriced, over rated camper van that is a money pit.
Vasco's often enjoy the company of animals which, again, provide the source of many new story lines and anecdotes.
A: How was your long anticipated first date with that hot chick from accounts?
B: Oh man, I had a Vasco!!
B: Oh man, I had a Vasco!!
by Brentwood Jarrett March 24, 2009
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Stupid Guy: Huh?
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How much pounding a vagina can take over a given length of time.
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