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Jim Varney

An actor best known for his role as Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable knucklehead who appeared in several movies directed by John R. Cherry III. Varney was born in 1949 in Lexington, Kentucky and had an interest in acting since he was young. He began acting under his Ernest persona in 1980 and appeared in several hundred commercials in the 80's and 90's. Products pitched included Coca-Cola, Sprite, Mello Yello, as well as numerous small businesses such as Tyson's Toyota, and Purity Products. Ernest starred in his first feature film, "Ernest Goes to Camp", in 1987. Varney also did the voice for Slinky Dog in "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2". In 1998, Varney learned he had contracted lung cancer after years of smoking. After being diagnosed, Varney threw away his cigarettes and began starting treatment in hopes of beating the disease. On February 10, 2000, Varney passed away after battling with the cancer for over a year. His last words were "Please leave the window open.". He was 50 years old. The movie "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" was dedicated in his memory.
Ernest Scared Stupid is my Favorite Jim Varney movie.
by sparklingunicorn08 September 9, 2013
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Valve Time

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.
Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.
by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005
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Valve

Can't count to Three.
Portal,Half life, Team Fortress, Portal 2, Half Life 2 TF2, Half life episode 1, Half life episode 2. Valve can't count higher then 2
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Varelse

One of four Demosthean phrases of "otherness", varelse is of an extraterrestrial race with whom no communication or understanding is possible, and therefore war is often inevitable.
Before The Hive Queen was written, humans considered buggers to be varelse.
by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004
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varyen

A noble person sure you can trust hard-working friend
That guy is my best friend he's a goodVaryen
by TotallyNotVaryen June 14, 2017
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Handsome Varney

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.
Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?
by bluetowel February 22, 2011
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varvalian

A professional African-Japanese in the popular online free rhythm game, osu! He is a player who excels in accuracy and stamina. He is well respected within the community for currently being the highest-ranked black player.

varvalian is a very large advocate for AIDS and HIV awareness as he, unfortunately, has HIV. He was first publicly featured in an article published by the NYTimes about his, and many others, condition of AIDS and/or HIV. His use of his high osu! status to give recognition to such conditions has earned him extreme amounts of respect from the osu! community, with the game's creator, Peppy, reconizing and praising his efforts.
Have you seen varvalian's score on "The Sun The Moon The Stars"? His accuracy is amazing!
by Str0mboli September 21, 2019
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