Valhella

The Northern Californian idea of heaven.

After smoking too much weed, Jerry thought he was going to die; however, his buddy Jeff reassured him that if he did, they would certainly meet again in Valhella.

by Raul Menendez July 10, 2014

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Idc about assassins creed valhalla

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valhalla is a hamlet in the town of Mt. Pleasant, Westchester county, NY. its too small to have its own name, and should just be taken over by neighboring city, white plains. if anything, its known for its school district, which is mediocre at best, and its many cemeteries.

it should also be noted that most women who live in valhalla are soccer moms, because they were too dumb to go to college and get a job, so they just stayed in valhalla and married some fool and had equally stupid children.

i can piss farther than valhalla's city limits.

by I fucking hate valhalla December 15, 2008

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Valhalla

A term used for a sex routine where a guy is getting head while eating pizza, getting a massage by a massage chair, and playing video games!

Hey girl come in here and give me some Valhalla, Yeah me and my girlfriend went to Valhalla last night, Make me some pizza so we can Valhalla

by Wilgo October 22, 2010

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Valhalla

A sex move, wherein one, during the act of intercourse, bestows a weapon upon their partner, and does battle. At the moment of climax, both partners perish.

"Aye, brave warrior! How've you and your mistress come to be here in this place?"

"Well, uh, we did the Valhalla."

"A truly worthy path to the afterlife indeed!"

by Tron55000 November 5, 2021

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