valpo vision

Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.

All those jerks from high school are a lot better looking now that I have Valpo vision.

by Sam & ASH November 10, 2007

valpo

Little school not known for much. There are very nice people there and occasional parties.

"Hey, can you find anything to do?"

"No, stupid, we're in Valpo"

"Well, let's just be friendly and drink a very little!!!"

"DA BOMB!!!!!"

by Joe Palus March 13, 2008

Valpo

What local people call the City of Valparaiso, Indiana.

"Hey Sam; you heading up to Valpo this weekend to party?"

by James "Warbux" Ivan April 30, 2008

valpy

The best Italian surname meaning a fox that was in the mafia

Hello, Max valpy

by mocl1973 March 18, 2021

valpuia

Of being rich enough after the corona virus pandemic.

I will be valpuia one way or another no matter what people say.

by vlone wins November 22, 2021

Valparaiso Viking

the act shaving a woman's private areas and gluing them to a mans face.

"Wow look at the beard on Jim!"
"no, i gave him a Valparaiso viking last night"

by thafuq November 6, 2014

Valplast

A type of denture that is flexible. Much more desirable to wear than an ordinary denture. You need a lot of skill in order to be a technician who makes this style of denture.

My dentist told me I need dentures, so of all the styles he explained to me, I decided to go with Valplast

by I need dentures November 2, 2008