by mrs.nolife May 18, 2014
Get the Vagendamug. The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
by KiddoHC December 4, 2010
Get the Vagendamug. "He better act right before he gets kicked off my VAGENDA!"
"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."
"I need some dates. My VAGENDA is looking real empty right now."
by Amanda Seales August 2, 2017
Get the Vagendamug. The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.
Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!
by legendsword2 February 11, 2015
Get the Vagendamug. A hybrid of vagina and agenda.
Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.
Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.
Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?"
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."
by JohnnyyyyD November 22, 2010
Get the Vagendamug. 1. It has been a bit since John got laid last so he decided he needed a vagenda.
2. Person 1: "Why has John been on his phone all night?"
Person 2: "He's been texting his ex...he's got a vagenda."
2. Person 1: "Why has John been on his phone all night?"
Person 2: "He's been texting his ex...he's got a vagenda."
by mfucci September 12, 2012
Get the Vagendamug. by Jones Hayden September 21, 2012
Get the Vagendamug.