The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.
by sambarnes February 29, 2008
Get the UTerus mug.A uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. The Uterusaurus is not from the Jurassic era, nor is it a mythical creature. It lives deep within every normal Uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike.
My girlfriend and I made plans to go out tonight, and I was totally going to get some, but her Uterusaurus arose from the pits of hell and cock-blocked me. I ended up having to bring her ice cream and cuddle.
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Even though many celebrities have won the uterus lottery, many of them are morally deficient because of it.
by Jonas W January 6, 2008
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"Yea. She's gonna have it now 'cause her uterosity is gonna be shot soon."
"Yea. She's gonna have it now 'cause her uterosity is gonna be shot soon."
by chelthing February 2, 2010
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Get the uterus lane mug.The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.
Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"
by kelweaver September 13, 2007
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