Urt Scoop

The action of riskily grabbing something quickly before anyone else has a chance too; especially if referring to the ball in Halo Grifball.

Holy shit dude, I just Urt Scooped that jont!

by TucaGames November 23, 2016

Penit Urt

When Overwatch is bad.
When Fortnite is good.

"Mercy just ulted, and their reinhardt is at full health, that makes my Penit Urt."
"Victory Royale? That make my Penit REALLY Urt"

by Itters69 September 17, 2022

Urtification

Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant

ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.

Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!

Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash

Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!

by gnomelovesducky January 15, 2012

Urticaria

The worst non-contagious, non-fatal skin disease a human being can acquire. Basically it is an allergic reaction. Most of the time it is unknown what causes the hives to appear on the human body. Some say it is stress related, otherwise determining the source is nearly impossible. Hives are red, splotchy spots that appear on your body and they itch like a bitch. The worst case is that they can appear everywhere, I mean everywhere on the body. The worst place to get them is on the palms of your hands as it is very annoying, itchy and painful. After you think they are gone, the hives come back within months. Benadryl usually helps keep them at bay. What makes them worse is spicy food, shrooms, and sitting in hot tubs

teen: mom, dad I keep getting these rashes every day, and they won't stop

Dad: let me see

teen lifts shirt up, revealing a whole shitload of hives

mom and dad: HOLY FUCKING ASSCRACKERS!!!!!

an hour later at urgent care

doctor: son, you have urticaria, it is difficult to determine the cause and there is no cure for it. Take some Benadryl, it should help

after two weeks with Benadryl

teen: the hives are gone!

three months later

teen: CRAP! they are back again! time to get more Benadryl

by SummerFire April 2, 2010

Urte

Urte (oor-tea), a cute, and adorable Lithuania girl. Always an amazing person although depressed sometimes.

Him: hey did you see that girl?
Other him: yeah she's really cute her name must be urte.

by Iraqveteran July 8, 2019

urtis

excited about something

I fell so urtis about skateboarding down this hill

by lindsay paul knight January 1, 2009

URTB

You Are The Bomb usually sent in a text message to someone who you think is "the bomb"

can also be used as "You Are The Best"

Bill: yo Kathy URTB
Kathy: thanks BIll

by tdowling July 6, 2009