Someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. Typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can't leave).
Friend 1: Hey are you coming fishing on Saturday?
You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will
probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.
Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will
probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.
Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
by g-a-d May 31, 2011
Get the Usurper mug.noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.
verb. usurp-whistle
verb. usurp-whistle
The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.
by Thel200ster March 25, 2007
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