ubaldo

The real name of that one mexican guy who ordered a mocha frap the other day at Starbucks but knew the barista couldn't spell his name so he used his alias "Jose"

Ubaldo: "God why did I come to Starbucks I have no idea what I'm doing and they won't be able to spell my real name I guess I'll say my name is Jose"

by lil a from da hood July 12, 2015

Oliver Urand

Great friend, also very attractive. If you know one you are very lucky. Wants to hook up with my sister, but he’s chill. Intelligent as well.

1. You know oliver urand?!
2. Yeah he’s amazing

by BananaSubway November 27, 2022

Uvalde Police

A coward

Bro, are you really that scared of breaking a nail? It's just basketball! Go join the Uvalde Police

by Invisible_Grapefruit May 27, 2022

Uvalde

verb, transitive. To use government authority to make a bad situation worse.

“The police spent 45 minutes uvalding in the hallway while the shooter executed the children.”

“Did the officer help you change your tire? No, he *uvalded* by shooting my dog and towing my car

by Purple Wizard May 28, 2022

Uralic languages

A language family that includes Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian as well as a lot of minority languages in Russia. Named after Ural mountains, their assumed place of origin.

Uralic languages have a shit-ton of cases.

by taajamajuna888 December 31, 2016

Uvalde

Asshole of the Texas Hill Country

I drove through Uvalde on my way to Mexico.

by No Pants August 8, 2008

URLADY

Acronym for: You really like acronyms, don't you?

<hexa> URLADY
<dood> im not ghey!
<hexa> mwahaha

by hexa December 11, 2003