UMFS Wade

Fecal matter, originating from UMFS, the gets smeared on your dick after rough anal sex

I just had anal sex with a fat bald guy. I need to wash the UMFS Wade off my dick now

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019

UMFS Sheppard

The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.

Man, I got herpes from this ugly bitch, the UMFS Sheppard

by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019

umflump

to beat another maliciously with one's genitals

Jack just umpflumped John and now hes at the hospital

by onanislandinthebay October 27, 2004

umfundisi

(pronounced <oom-foon-deese>)

A zulu word used in South African countries said to someone with tremendous honor or wisdom, i.e. a priest or judge.

Miner: Go well umfundisi
Priest: Stay well, my friend.

by Sutty February 24, 2006

umfriend

a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship

also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend

"Oh...Hi mom, this is Steve my um...friend"

by mr.tickles August 22, 2005

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 3, 2003