Uniboob

An insulting adjective to describe a female who when the mathematical appreciation of her breasts (the summation of the volume of both) is barely enough to fill a small cup size.

Erin is a uniboob. She has to wear a negative cup size or her bra backwards to appear normal.

by SoYouWantToHaveThisArgument March 18, 2009

uniboob

Derogatory term.

A woman with only one breast due to congenital defect or mastectomy (breast surgically removed).

Jane's uniboob is the cause of her depression.

by Blowfish August 22, 2005

Uniboob

when you zip up your sweatshirt all the way and you get that bump of sweatshirt that just so happens to be right where your boobs would be.

''I always hate it when i get a uniboob.''

by just plain awesome October 17, 2009

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003

uniboob

its wen one boob falls off for any given purpose such as breast cancer, suicide, wantiing to become a man, etc..

wow look at the uniboob freak. lets throw rocks things at her

by Peter Carr June 11, 2006

uniboobless

having more then one boob

im tottaly uniboobless

by youandthemarewrong June 14, 2010

uniboob

when someone has huge boobs(both sexes) and they can't see their feet because of the boobs.

Fanny: Wow, Betty look at her boobs. They're so big!
Betty: I know, its called a UNIBOOB

by cast off the crutch that kills the pain November 25, 2006