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Tubersexual

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.
"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"
by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016
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uber sexual

Man who is suppose to be in touch with his manly side, yet feminine enough for the ladies. Trendy and very fond of Ryan Seacrest. Shops at Armani Exchange and does not buy pants with the zipper in the front and back.
Dan, you are looking uber sexual in your collar up polo and steve madden shoes.
by Sherrie "Sis" November 5, 2005
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Ungersexual

To be sexually attracted to Ogres. To engage in sexual intercourse with beings that drag their knuckles on the floor.
See Lunger for the birth of Ogres.
Princess Fiona is an Ungersexual. SHe is attracked to Shrek.
by Jaime M April 24, 2007
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Uterosexuality

An individual who feels and expresses sexual attraction to those with a uterus, void of any gender pronouns.
"Alex identified with uterosexuality because, while they liked Jane for her personality and intellect, her ability to reproduce with them was as much of a turn-on as her companionship."
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Uxorsexual

— noun

1. a person who is sexually attracted to secretions of the gall bladder of the opposite sex.

— adj

2. of or relating to uxorsexuality
Are you sure he's really uxorsexual? He's really turned on by her gall bladder secretions? Really???
by Uxor67 May 21, 2011
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uber sexual

Here's how it worked, metrosexual came along and suddenly being a straight guy who could be easily mistaken as being gay was cool, and like anything that becomes cool you always have the problem of....posers.....and there were alot of them, not to metion all the real metros who were pissed off at the posers. Thus uber sexual came along to further distinguish the real metros and the hardline posers from the less vigilant posers and the metros who didnt care bc they didint have to tell everyone they are metro.
a metro who became an uber sexual bc he was tired of posers.
by am i metro April 25, 2006
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Tubersexual

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.
"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"
by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016
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