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Tiuchism
A religion from the Highland region of Scotland.
The rules of this religion include-
You must be able to speak Scottish Gaelic.
You may only watch BBC Alba.
You may only listen to Radio nan Gàidheal and Cuilinn FM on the Radio.
You have to own a croft and have sheep.
You may only where wellies.
You can only listen to Manran, Peat and Diesel, Skippinish, Runrig and any other band that has sung a Gaelic song.
You must play the Clarsach, Fiddle, Accordion or Pipes.
You must look down on English people.
You must eat porridge in the morning.
You must worship the saint of Gaelic, Arthur Cormack
A religion from the Highland region of Scotland.
The rules of this religion include-
You must be able to speak Scottish Gaelic.
You may only watch BBC Alba.
You may only listen to Radio nan Gàidheal and Cuilinn FM on the Radio.
You have to own a croft and have sheep.
You may only where wellies.
You can only listen to Manran, Peat and Diesel, Skippinish, Runrig and any other band that has sung a Gaelic song.
You must play the Clarsach, Fiddle, Accordion or Pipes.
You must look down on English people.
You must eat porridge in the morning.
You must worship the saint of Gaelic, Arthur Cormack
"Tiuchism, Och aye"
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Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"
Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"
Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
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Miranda: "It was more localized than that."
Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"
Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"
Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"
Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
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