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mustn't touchit

You should name your headboard Chris brown because your wall had the shit beat out of it last night, how's your mustn't touchit this morning?
by nocockblockers July 20, 2009
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touchin' tacos

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!
> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really touchin' tacos!?
by rich rick August 3, 2007
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Tiuchism

Tiuchism

A religion from the Highland region of Scotland.
The rules of this religion include-
You must be able to speak Scottish Gaelic.
You may only watch BBC Alba.
You may only listen to Radio nan Gàidheal and Cuilinn FM on the Radio.
You have to own a croft and have sheep.
You may only where wellies.
You can only listen to Manran, Peat and Diesel, Skippinish, Runrig and any other band that has sung a Gaelic song.
You must play the Clarsach, Fiddle, Accordion or Pipes.
You must look down on English people.
You must eat porridge in the morning.
You must worship the saint of Gaelic, Arthur Cormack
"Tiuchism, Och aye"
by The_Teuchdar_Institution September 11, 2019
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tsuchigomori

Some hot spider dude from tbhk who is the leader of the library
Person 1: have you seen Tsuchigomori
Person 2: yeah he is so hot
by anonymous April 5, 2022
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Tuchis-Lingus

Meaning to "Lick the Butthole." A funny line made famous off of Sex and the City.
Example:
Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"

Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."

Miranda: "It was more localized than that."

Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"

Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"

Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"

Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
by SexAndTheCityLover88 August 5, 2008
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Touching myself

1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self
by OG the Cil December 15, 2018
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touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear
"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"
by lauren April 25, 2004
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