Totem sisters

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters

I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters

by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

thotery

the activies thots do

The thing that thot Yasmeen is doing is straight up thotery.

by Anonymos102 May 3, 2018

Tote Git

adj.
a word used to describe something that is "raw" or "cool."
Shortened version of totally legitimate.

Jillian: That rock concert was amazing!!

Rachel: Yeah, it was tote git.

by jillybilly721 December 2, 2010

Totee

West Indian slang for penis.

Eh, meh totee swell up

by goatlar May 25, 2011

totes mcscrotes

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.

Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

by The late and great nipple man January 8, 2014

German Totem pole

The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.

Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!

Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days

by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013