queer as a two dollar bill

Direct insult. Pertaining to but not a sexual insult to any gender or sexual orientation. Anything cheesy or corny may also be refered to as bbeing queer as a two dollar bill

He was wearing a fanny pack at the zoo which I thought to be as queer as a two dollar bill!

by PeteyFulma February 27, 2014

Two dollar pistol

Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.

That girl is hotter than a two dollar pistol.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

Two Dollah Hollah

A nasty ass whore that costs two bucks a fuck.

You will never be lonely with the two dollah hollah.

by johnny richter February 20, 2005

two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.

Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.

by Henry23 July 20, 2008

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

two dolla

Two Dollar or two dolla is the short form of a two dollar hoe except that it can be used in the same way that it can be used in the same context as owned. The phrase originated from the Scarborough area in Toronto, Canada and is still regularly used there.

You got two dolla'd so bad that it was like a dolla fitty.

by plasmatics June 11, 2006

two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.

Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.

by Henry23 May 3, 2007