twirase

sounds like 'to erase' – on Twitter, you erase a Tweet and soon realize you regret erasing it more than writing it. #twirase

I twirased what i wrote last.

A: where's your last tweet?
B: i twirased it.

Crap. I shouldn't have deleted that. What a twirase.

*slang: Haha. she busted a twirrrazzze!

by intheeknow July 21, 2009

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

twerp

runt sized pest, generally annoying little person

Can you believe that twerp is complaining again!

by Kewguy September 1, 2016

Twirl a cane

To follow a fat person through a crowd, particularly on a crowded dance floor.

Josh: "How do you move through the crowd so well?"

Forrest: "Dude, I was twirling a cane behind that fat chick over there."

Or

Forrest: "Quick, Josh! Let's twirl a cane before this fat guy moves along!"

by DJ Forresto January 23, 2011

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.

{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!

by Telephony February 19, 2015

twipsy

The occasion when a very drunk person tries to convince everyone that he's perfectly fine. He wobbles around, person to person, explaining to each one that he is "definitely more than tipsy," but he is "NOT wasted." He's "twipsy!" He is so drunk that he somehow thinks that, by combining the word tipsy with ONLY the 'w' from "wasted," people will realize that he is most definitely not even close to being wasted. In reality, he's hammered enough to come up with a word as absurd as "twipsy," with a whole logical explanation to the word in his head, which makes perfect sense to him.

Dick: "Yo dudeeeeee! I am soooo tipsy right now, but I'm DEFINITELY not even close to being wasted! I'm..I'm..TWIPSY!!!!!"
Steve: "Dickey, go home, you're hammered."
Dick: "NO I'M NOT, I'M TWIPSY!"

Friend 1: "Yo man, how drunk are you?"
Friend 2: "I'm so twipsy. I shouldn't have had that last drink."
Friend 1: "Shit dude, I'm sorry. I should have stopped you."
Friend 2: "It's all good man! I'm loving it!"

by twips4lyfe October 28, 2013