Nigga toilet 

For those long balled niggas that need a taller toilet.

I need me a Nigga toilet.

Nigga toilet by Paguioa January 16, 2019

toilet ringer 

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

toilet ringer by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

Toilet paper 

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

Toilet paper by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet Milk 

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

Toilet Milk by toilet man 6000 August 23, 2022

toilet fire 

Something with the potential of being very good which turns out to be very disappointing.

This day has been an absolute toilet fire.

toilet fire by Jasonaf1981 December 7, 2017

Toilet paper 

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

Toilet paper by coughing asian March 8, 2020

Nuked the Toilet 

Like dropping a nuke only much worse, most of the time bad enough to back up your sewage system.

Man I had to call the plumber after I nuked the toilet in my house last night.

Nuked the Toilet by Element Master October 29, 2009