tweeler

A person, usually male, who enjoys sniffing little girl's bicycle seats.

Did you see that guy? He just smelled that bicycle seat that kid was riding on. What a tweeler.

by Eseer Tam November 22, 2017

Tweezering

When two lesbian midgets attempt scissoring.

Dude, did you see those midgets tweezering?

by 2inthePink December 4, 2014

tweeple

People who use twitter.com.

All the lonely tweeple, where do they all come from? All the lonely tweeple, where do they all belong?

by BrianBCarter April 16, 2008

Wo Tweeze

A place located in C-Bus or Worthington Ohio. Known on a National level for pwning noobs in RL (real life). The Wo Tweeze has very limited and specific criteria for joining. One must be colder than an ice cube and be a fan of teams such as The Ohio State University to be considered part of the Wo Tweeze. Activities such as drinking, smoking, fighting, raging, pwning especially grandview kids, sitting on the porch, steezing, listening to lil wayne, hooking up with girls, going to the billingsley resort, and raking in money like it was something to do all occur in the Wo Tweeze on a daily basis.

-Damn look how cool and confident those guys look they must be from the Wo Tweeze.

-Wo Tweeze will work your whole crew.

-Grandview kid: U Guys Suck

Wo Tweeze Member: Bitch. Dont make us show you what the Wo Tweeze is all about

-Whilst Drinking: What should we toast to? I know the Wo Tweeze.

by WoTweezePwnsNoobs December 6, 2009

tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017