twee

What people from Yorkshire do when they go to the bathroom.
Sophie: "Where's Lindsey gone?"
Mikey: "Lindsey's gone twee"
Sophie: "ffs, bladder like a thimble that girl!"
by MikeyDoodle April 05, 2016
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Twee

The pretty girl standing by the bar who makes you wonder all night if you have enough confidence to approach to her and say something that will make her smile. If you're able to accomplish this task, you'll find out she's a down to earth girl who you can spend hours with enjoying a conversation about nothing.
Friend1: who's that girl you were talking to?
Friend2: I'm not 100% sure, but I think her name is Twee.
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twee

noun - twee is short for tweak, which is speed, and almost always refers to crystal meth, but ritalin, aderall, and some other drugs are also called twee
"would you like a bump of twee?"
by Dr. Lovechilde December 28, 2009
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twee

the act of being very very small.
I'll catch up with you in a twee bit
by Jo December 02, 2004
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Twee

A Boy with only 1 working nut and a small penis!
my friend james who is a twee and is sitting right next to me in are ICT Lesson and does not know am using him as an example of a twee!! lol
by pecks2005 December 14, 2005
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twee

The shit that hangs off a sheep's ass, also used as an insult.
Stop messing up my drawings, you twee!
by Marissa222 July 16, 2006
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twee pop

Coyly precious indie pop, generally driven by jangly guitars and adenoidal or high-pitched vocals. The name "twee" was first applied to indie pop groups in England in the 1980s, like Heavenly, and was not obviously a compliment. At best, it was an affectionate insult. In the U.K., calling something "twee" suggests that it is affectedly dainty. To the extent there is currently a twee pop revival, that revival is mostly taking place in the U.S. and Scandinavia, where no one knows that they should care about the pejorative implications of the word.
The band members of Camera Obscura might not like to have their music referred to as twee pop, but they are twee as f**k.
by t-train August 25, 2007
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