Tweaker time

When you're high on methamphetamine and you think only a short time has passed but it has been hours.

He's always late picking me up, he's running on tweaker time.

by Jamie Jane September 25, 2017

Movie Theater Math

A Sheldon Cooper optimization activity: evaluating multiple seats in a theater by sitting in them and making strange hooting noises, to evaluate the acoustic dynamics of the theater and pick the absolute best seat in the house... It embarrasses everyone around him.

Time to see Star Wars! Maybe we should wait to enter until Sheldon finishes up his movie theater math assessment.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 June 29, 2020

Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.

"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*

by Zookeep January 16, 2011

tweaker pad

A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.

Livin' in a tweaker pad.

by Beezli January 1, 2009

Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

tweaker

An extremely overly paranoid individual usuallly high on meth or some other type of stimulant...the person is usuallyvery high strung and easily distracted by most anything.

Man, stop being a tweaker andshard farming there isn't any dope in the carpet i vaccumed..

by N9NA 9MILLAMETA August 12, 2015