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Libtard Twatwaffle

An extremely stupid and naive Liberal who thinks that, while the entire world has failed under Socialism, they’re going to do it right. They are typically childish and love to hear fairy tales of the ogre “Orange Man Bad” and somehow think they’re going to live “Happily Ever After” if they can only have a full Democrat Congress. They are completely ignorant of the failures of Socialism and only want it because they’ll receive a check to sit on their butt all day playing video games in their mommy’s basement.
AOC is an actress paid to act like a Libtard Twatwaffle and push failed political ideologies to other Libtard Twatwaffles.
by TimeFoolery January 9, 2021
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Twatwaffle

A person who's behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
That dumb bitch on plenty of fish wouldn't show me a picture of her butthole. She was a complete twatwaffle.

That beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. He said "what up my white nigga". I responded " you want punched in the face so hard you die you twatwaffle."
by Twatt Waffle Eatery August 17, 2014
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twatwaffling

v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.

The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.

First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.

Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
by Larayne April 26, 2014
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TwaughtWaffle

A TwaughtWaffle is a fine waffle someone uses as a tampon after they get pounded so hard, that the only thing big and spongy enough to work as a tampon, is a waffle. Can be used with Aunt Jemima's Maple syrup for those who need some assistance with it sticking in their vagina, and can make being "Eaten out" more enjoyable, especially for the overweight population.
"Hey Emily, what happened to all of our Eggo Waffles?"
"Mother, Tampax don't work well enough.... They are now my TwaughtWaffles."
by SpicyMikey November 18, 2014
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Twatwaffle

A very annoying, slightly insane, and desperate older woman, typically divorced, throwing herself at anyone willing to give her the smallest bit of attention. Usually dresses slutty and inappropriately for her age.
Holy shit, Lindsey is such a twatwaffle, she will do anyone after one glass of gin.

Be careful of that twatwaffle, she will plan a future with you after just one lunch!
by snackysnack November 7, 2023
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twatwaffle

Complete idiot. Dipshit, assrod. You get the idea.
by Miikro June 14, 2004
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twatwaffle

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.
by Moggraider May 16, 2008
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