titmouse

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

titmouse

Small Northamerican song bird.

The other day I was hunting in my backyard and shot a titmouse right out of the tree!

by Farcus Prime September 14, 2005

titmouse

1. A person with an extreme sexual fixation or preference for large breasts.

2. A man who focuses on the breasts during sex. A Mammaphiliac.

see also: tit fiend.

"Joe would live in her cleavage if he could. He is a total titmouse."

by NihilistDom August 24, 2009

Twathouse Cunt

Someone is a fucking donkey and annoys the fuck out of you. Commonly used as a term to describe shite footballers

Davor Šuker is a twathouse cunt!

by FuckRuiCosta January 4, 2021

Twatmosphere

The mood or tone felt when a Tory enters the room.

- Boris Johnson entered the chamber, and immediately the twatmosphere was felt by all.
- Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss co-chaired the meeting, emitting a twatmosphere of cruelty and guile.

by Tall Dwarf Society September 4, 2022

twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

titmouse

A timid man who is nearly always staring at womens' breasts, but just can't work up the nerve to speak to one.

"Bek, button a button. You have a titmouse at ten o'clock," Cherry said, tucking a scarf into the front of her dress to discourage the creepy little man.

by bIrqul October 22, 2012