Twanton

The physics of being a God

Teacher: Hey sunduu did you study for your science test?
Sunduu: No but I have been studying Twanton!

by Twanton Gangon June 4, 2018

Twaster

Time Waster.

Customers that come in that never buy anything they just want to talk.

People who have all day to do nothing when you have 101 things to do.

Someone who spends more time talking about doing something then actually getting it started.

Bad or painful foreplay

Best used in Retail:
Customer: Yeah... I was thinking about buy a computer, but since I have been laid off its been.... bla bla bla bla yackety smackety bla bla (30 mins later) and my son is a computer expert that work for the military and he went to college for all this but bla bla bla

Sale guy #2: Dude! He was a total twaster!

Sale Guy #1: Yeah I could have made three sales by the time he was was done telling me he didn't really need anything he was just out an about.
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Guy: You like that?
Girl: Uhmm it feels good daddy (bored look on her face)
Guy: I am gonna do this to you all night.

Next day on the phone with girlfriend...
Girl: Gurrrrl he was nothing but a twaster. I could have stayed at home and done better by myself.

by askme1 August 10, 2014

twant

when you want to call someone a dirty name, but get grossed out by the name that you use

Oh, my God, she's such a twant

by bible444 June 15, 2010

Twasted

To be extremely drunk. Short for "totally wasted"

"I was twasted last night after 7 glasses of wine at the graduation party."

by BahamaMama June 22, 2006

twastard

a pregnant fish without a father.

you twastard

by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

twant

a mix of a cunt and a twat

fuck off you twant

by Hate La M8 June 22, 2018

twaint

The area of skin between the vagina and the anus.

I’ve got a genital wart on my twaint.
Your taint?
No, I’m a girl, my TWAINT. Dubmass.

by count awesome April 27, 2006