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tardsack

A tardsack is a dinkus that is so mentally retarded and has such a sack personality, that they fail. This fail is so great, that they may become a tardnugget.
God! César is such a tardsack! He always sharpens pens!
by César M May 14, 2011
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Tardshit

A :Kanye West is such an ass.
B :Ya he's a fucking TARDSHIT
by Winboat November 7, 2011
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Text Tards

Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text
I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards
by Text Tards December 15, 2008
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tardstroke

A retarded person who shits his pants all the time, probably because they are retarded.
Hitler is a TARDSTROKE
by Monkfishification October 15, 2009
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fucked 3 ways towards the sun

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.
you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)
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Tardsy

An otherwise normal person acting in an unusually retarded way, sometimes caused by excess sugar or late night binges.

Also can be used as a noun to describe the person.
Jason and Brian have been acting really tardsy lately and rolling around on the floor drooling.

Hey Tardsy, stop acting so fucking tardsy!
by Damien B. May 13, 2006
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The Tards

It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.

1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.

2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.

3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.

There can be more, such as:

4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.

5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.

6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
The Tards are superior, and are worshipped by lesser groups of teenagers.
by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022
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