Twapels

Hybrid of "twat" and "lapels" meaning a length of labia getting stuck to the shaft during sexual intercourse giving the penis the appearance of lapels

"Her coochie lips where so long my dick had double breasted twapels!"

by Fayz May 19, 2015

Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006

taped

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

by spy September 11, 2003

taped

secret code of being drunk

"Man, i'm so taped. This is great."
"Can we get some tape tonight?"

by Bobbie Sharol February 12, 2007

Twated

Past-tence of tweet (what is written on Twitter.com)

Boss: Are you Twittering on the clock again?
Me: Nope, I already twated

by Clay Adams May 6, 2009

taped up

Kidnapping a person and having them bound with a form of tape i.e duct tape, packaging tape.

Roz: Yo that dude is loaded, I dunno what he's doin around here.

C-Lo: He's gonna fuck around and get taped up.

Roz: Yeah, we could get some serious paper off his pops.

C-Lo: No doubt.

by Got it for the Low March 2, 2009

needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005