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When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob
“I gave Matt a good twanking last night
Twanking by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017
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Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
Twanking by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010
The art of masturbating whilst twerking
I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)
Twanking by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

Twangin' 

When you are singing country music. You are not singing, you are twangin'.
Yeah, I pretty much just like music. . . However, I don't think of rap as music, instead I think of it as people talking about sex and drugs really fast. Also, I think country is just yodelers or moaners twangin' about drinking/smoking/their dog/wife.
Twangin' by Kelseyisafruit May 30, 2006
A TWENTY INCH RIM ON A CAR.
MY MUSTANG IS ROLLIN' ON SOME TWANKIES.
Twankie by Anonymous July 8, 2002
The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a [twanker}
Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!