twank

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

twank

a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker

you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around

by siggins December 28, 2005

twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 2, 2004

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003

twank

a former 'twink'. Someone who used to be a young, thin gay guy (twink), but they are now older and cannot be labeled a twink anymore.

John has graduated from a twink to a twank now that he's 28.

by Jake Myers January 30, 2008

twank

Verbal expression of surprise. Def. - Couldn't have planned that!

Your friend starts to trip down the stairs but catches himself on the railing, flipping onto it, and sliding to the bottom finally landing on his feet again...

You say: "That's TWANK!"

by BJIII October 17, 2007

twank

a ho or a girls kooch

You a twank or eat a twank

by Sky November 20, 2003