Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.

by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009

Turtle-back Sack

When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.

Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.

by Ank D. Holla January 8, 2009

TurtleDuck

The animal species classification for the Koopa Troopa enemies found in Nintendo's Mario Brothers games.

It's the worst when you die at the hands at one of those generally useless jumping turtleducks in SuperMario Bros.

by deefab430 January 25, 2010

turtlenecked

It means to be killed by being hanged. The term was coined in the Alpharad plus video “Sayori’s Turtleneck” when eelfiee entered Sayori’s room and Ellie said “She got turtlenecked!”

Person1: Where’s Bob?
Person2: He got turtlenecked
Person1: oh ok

by Browniehead666 June 2, 2020

Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016

turtleneck skank

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying

"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"

by Chloey April 4, 2008

spanish turtleneck

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

by Ben PFRBNGTnetnetyndn January 11, 2012