turtoise

sexiest man on earth GIGACHAD

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches

by turtoise October 18, 2021

Turquoise Taco

It's like blue balls, but for girls!

Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!

by candyrockstar April 22, 2010

flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise

I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.

by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006

Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers

Ah look at that turtoise there.

by JHG\PIJGWPOKJL;EMFLEM[ORMHOPMO March 15, 2021

turquoise

Think's it's a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue.

Person: What's your favourite colour?
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...

by Black Bandana June 23, 2006

turquoise

Anal intercourse. A corruption of the French idiom, à la turc, meaning, in the Turkish manner, meaning anal intercourse.

Do you like it turquoise?

by Hey Presto! May 22, 2004

Turquoise

Part of a hideous color scheme once used in the 1970s by University of New Mexico sporting teams. The color (and gem) has since been banned from humanity.

Hey grandpa, I was looking at old Lobos photos. Didja know turquoise was hideous 100 years ago?

by Lobo Man April 25, 2010