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Torontard

Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian

But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
by i hate sjws July 25, 2018
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Turntable

When a girl sits between two guys and rubs their penis' outside their pants as if she were a DJ at the turntable. This usually leads to ski-poles.
Friend: Dude, did she give you guys hand-jobs?
Guys together: No, but she gave us the Turntable.
by DJ Urb November 3, 2009
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two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
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Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021
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Turntage

(noun) : used to express the level of turnt that you or your homies are
"bro, my level of Turntage is off the chart!!"
by Cmjordan May 24, 2014
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cinnamon toast turntables

hey dude i went on cinnamon toast turntables today. Now I can't go escape. Help....
by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021
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TURNTABLES

I instrument used around the world to make various of beatz for music....

Some scratch djs begin to publicly experiment with, and develop their own methods of scratch notation. Most notable of the group, John Carluccio, director and creator of "Battle Sounds", shares his system of scratch notation with other DJs around the world
technic,vestax,go to a music store and look for one!
by azure November 29, 2003
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