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left turn-aphobe

Someone (mostly women over the age of 40) who is terrified of making left hand turns when driving. To avoid this fear, they will completely map out an entire alternate route consisting of only right turns, even if this means turning a 5 minute drive into a 45 minute labyrinth of hell.
husband:, I found a shortcut to get to our house faster, just turn left at ther next set of lights"
wife:"i cant"
husband: "huh?"
wife:"left turns are dangerous"
husband sighs and sinks back in his seat"You are such a left turn-aphobe"
by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011
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Left Turn

1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.
1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?

2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!

3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!
by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
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Left Turn Lenny

A god among NASCAR drivers. Hangin around with the big 3 and Buck Baker and will always wave a confederate flag. Every time he sees his favorite driver Dale Jr turn right he has a Civil War flashback.
Person1: There goes left turn lenny!
Left Turn Lenny: The south will rise again
by Left Turn Steve June 4, 2018
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Left Turn on I-4

The act of sticking your dick in a girls LEFT ear, then having your dick take a LEFT TURN to come out of her mouth.

Very hard to preform.
My girlfriend and I took a left turn on I-4 yesterday
by HeadShot223 June 15, 2010
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Canadian Left Turn

A left turn after the traffic light turns red, where there is no turn arrow.
Or a person that creeps into an intersection, purposely to turn after the light turns red.
Seen in Vancouver B.C., hence the name 'Canadian Left Turn', but it applies to any moron, in any country turning left on a red.
Sometimes as many as 3 cars will turn left after the red light!
by Andrea K. January 21, 2008
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alabama left turn

When you need to make a left turn but can't cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a U-turn as soon as possible. Also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.
1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin
by TheseTitsAreReal November 12, 2015
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west end left turn

n. You're at a traffic light trying to turn left. You can turn on green when there's no traffic, but there's always traffic at this intersection. You pull out into the middle of the intersection, wait until your light turns red, and turn when the oncoming traffic stops for the red light and before the traffic from the cross street starts going on their green light. Two or three cars turn behind you as well. Originated on West End Avenue in Nashville, Tennessee, because you'll never make a left turn off that street if you don't do a West End left turn.
If a cop sees you, he'll give you a ticket for running a red light.
by fizzle June 2, 2004
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